wine not a diet food!!!!!!

Is red wine not a diet food?

Is DStv so expensive?

Do banks penalise you for depositing cash?

Do South African retailers not make pants for tiny-waisted, ample-bottomed women?

Does something go seriously wrong with a product as soon as the warranty expires?

Can women drive and put make-up on, but men can’t watch sport on TV and talk at the same time?

Do socks always lose their twin?

Can’t someone invent an ice device that works better than an ice tray?

Does a dog never get full?

Are all the traffic lights red when you’re in a dreadful hurry?

Do you twig you forgot to buy rolls a minute before the braai guests arrive?

Does one’s cellphone always ring in the middle of a meeting?

Do people measure their worth by how many kilos of tasteless jewellery they own?

Do keys and specs always hide somewhere new?

Do we always read that whistleblowers of corruption and abuses of power get into trouble, but nothing ever happens to the perpetrators?

Are there more women than men in a population?

Does the lid of the margarine tub always fall gooey side down?

Do we always forget shopping bags when we go to the supermarket?

Do women have so many steamy fantasies about vampires?

Are most dresses for women made without sleeves?

Is there a trend for open-plan bedroom/bathrooms in hotels? Do you really want to be doing a number two with your roomie watching?

Isn’t Trevor Manuel president of South Africa? He’s smart, not afraid to speak his mind and has integrity.

Does a private company have to fix our potholes when we pay council rates?

Were touchscreen phones invented? Typing a Tweet or an SMS on those tiny, virtual keyboards is impossible.

Is Kieno Kammies on radio?

Does the media report on Ju-Ju’s every boo-boo?

Will we be tolled for using the highways when we already pay taxes and a fuel levy?

Do you never read about someone winning big at a casino?

Is ice-cream made of vegetable fat? Why are the fresh milk and cream conspicuously absent?

Have slabs of Cadbury chocolate lost 10g? They now weigh 90g and still cost the same.

Do many tubs of cream cheese now weigh 230g instead of 250g? What happened to the 20g? And what do you do when most cheesecake recipes call for 250g?

Do plastic garbage bags not open from the side you first try?

Are finishing schools only ever in Switzerland?

Why do listeners calling in to radio programmes always ask the hosts/ DJs – for the umpteenth time – “How are you?”

Do taxis never PULL OVER to drop off and pick up passengers?

Can’t people just do as they say?

Do some people think vitamins are the answer to all diseases?




Is red wine not a diet food?

Is DStv so expensive?

Do banks penalise you for depositing cash?

Do South African retailers not make pants for tiny-waisted, ample-bottomed women?

Does something go seriously wrong with a product as soon as the warranty expires?

Can women drive and put make-up on, but men can’t watch sport on TV and talk at the same time?

Do socks always lose their twin?

Can’t someone invent an ice device that works better than an ice tray?

Does a dog never get full?

Are all the traffic lights red when you’re in a dreadful hurry?

Do you twig you forgot to buy rolls a minute before the braai guests arrive?

Does one’s cellphone always ring in the middle of a meeting?

Do people measure their worth by how many kilos of tasteless jewellery they own?

Do keys and specs always hide somewhere new?

Do we always read that whistleblowers of corruption and abuses of power get into trouble, but nothing ever happens to the perpetrators?

Are there more women than men in a population?

Does the lid of the margarine tub always fall gooey side down?

Do we always forget shopping bags when we go to the supermarket?

Do women have so many steamy fantasies about vampires?

Are most dresses for women made without sleeves?

Is there a trend for open-plan bedroom/bathrooms in hotels? Do you really want to be doing a number two with your roomie watching?

Isn’t Trevor Manuel president of South Africa? He’s smart, not afraid to speak his mind and has integrity.

Does a private company have to fix our potholes when we pay council rates?

Were touchscreen phones invented? Typing a Tweet or an SMS on those tiny, virtual keyboards is impossible.

Is Kieno Kammies on radio?

Does the media report on Ju-Ju’s every boo-boo?

Will we be tolled for using the highways when we already pay taxes and a fuel levy?

Do you never read about someone winning big at a casino?

Is ice-cream made of vegetable fat? Why are the fresh milk and cream conspicuously absent?

Have slabs of Cadbury chocolate lost 10g? They now weigh 90g and still cost the same.

Do many tubs of cream cheese now weigh 230g instead of 250g? What happened to the 20g? And what do you do when most cheesecake recipes call for 250g?

Do plastic garbage bags not open from the side you first try?

Are finishing schools only ever in Switzerland?

Why do listeners calling in to radio programmes always ask the hosts/ DJs – for the umpteenth time – “How are you?”

Do taxis never PULL OVER to drop off and pick up passengers?

Can’t people just do as they say?

Do some people think vitamins are the answer to all diseases?

Is red wine not a diet food?

Is DStv so expensive?

Do banks penalise you for depositing cash?

Do South African retailers not make pants for tiny-waisted, ample-bottomed women?

Does something go seriously wrong with a product as soon as the warranty expires?

Can women drive and put make-up on, but men can’t watch sport on TV and talk at the same time?

Do socks always lose their twin?

Can’t someone invent an ice device that works better than an ice tray?

Does a dog never get full?

Are all the traffic lights red when you’re in a dreadful hurry?

Do you twig you forgot to buy rolls a minute before the braai guests arrive?

Does one’s cellphone always ring in the middle of a meeting?

Do people measure their worth by how many kilos of tasteless jewellery they own?

Do keys and specs always hide somewhere new?

Do we always read that whistleblowers of corruption and abuses of power get into trouble, but nothing ever happens to the perpetrators?

Are there more women than men in a population?

Does the lid of the margarine tub always fall gooey side down?

Do we always forget shopping bags when we go to the supermarket?

Do women have so many steamy fantasies about vampires?

Are most dresses for women made without sleeves?

Is there a trend for open-plan bedroom/bathrooms in hotels? Do you really want to be doing a number two with your roomie watching?

Isn’t Trevor Manuel president of South Africa? He’s smart, not afraid to speak his mind and has integrity.

Does a private company have to fix our potholes when we pay council rates?

Were touchscreen phones invented? Typing a Tweet or an SMS on those tiny, virtual keyboards is impossible.

Is Kieno Kammies on radio?

Does the media report on Ju-Ju’s every boo-boo?

Will we be tolled for using the highways when we already pay taxes and a fuel levy?

Do you never read about someone winning big at a casino?

Is ice-cream made of vegetable fat? Why are the fresh milk and cream conspicuously absent?

Have slabs of Cadbury chocolate lost 10g? They now weigh 90g and still cost the same.

Do many tubs of cream cheese now weigh 230g instead of 250g? What happened to the 20g? And what do you do when most cheesecake recipes call for 250g?

Do plastic garbage bags not open from the side you first try?

Are finishing schools only ever in Switzerland?

Why do listeners calling in to radio programmes always ask the hosts/ DJs – for the umpteenth time – “How are you?”

Do taxis never PULL OVER to drop off and pick up passengers?

Can’t people just do as they say?

Do some people think vitamins are the answer to all diseases?

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Certain bacteria that live on the teeth like to feast on the sugars that are in many gummy vitamins. After the bacteria process those sugars, they excrete acids onto the teeth, and that's what leads to decay and cavities, Hayes says. "Gummy-type vitamins are more likely to sit on or between the teeth longer where the bacteria can thrive. It only takes about 20 minutes for bacteria to start excreting acids."

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The world met Snooki.

Snooki brings Jersey Shore lifestyle to York's Pullo Center..

And on Tuesday night, 700 people got to see Snooki at the Pullo Center at Penn State York. It was part of a question-and-answer-and-dance-lesson-and-hair-poof-seminar of sorts. In essence, it was "Welcome to the world of Snooki, York."

Nicole - she said during her show she grows tired of people only shouting out "Snooki" - can't believe her fame, either.

"I don't have talent. I don't dance or anything," she told the crowd. "I'm blessed."

Afterward, she defended herself from critics of her quick rise to fame.

"We're lucky. Our show blew up and I never knew it was going to happen," she said. "It could have flopped, it could have been the most embarrassing thing in the world. I kind of took a risk. We're lucky with what happened to the show."

Her fans on hand were practically squealing with excitement, even as several said they weren't even quite sure what exactly they expected Snooki to do during the show.

"I like it when she's drunk and doing cartwheels," said Erin Phelan, 18, a Frederick, Md., high schooler who drove up with friends. "It's Snooki. Why would you not want to come?"

Friends Nicole Whitehead and Nicole Toomey, 17-year-olds from Manchester, spent a week preparing homemade outfits declaring their adoration for their namesake reality star.

"Our whole school knows our obsession," joked Toomey.

"She's just so much fun!" added Whitehead.

And then there were the guys who were just hoping the diminutive celebrity might notice them.

"I'll see if she likes this area," Red Lion's Travis Weissinger, 17, said with a laugh. "I've never

The show, on for three seasons, follows the lives of several self-professed "guidos and guidettes" as they spend summers anywhere from New Jersey to Miami to, starting next season, Italy.

Nicole has parlayed those 15 minutes of fame into a book - she's a New York Times bestselling author - a fashion line of her animal-print slippers, and speaking engagements around the country.

"I never thought I'd write a book ever in my life ... I was like, 'Let's write a freaking novel,'" she said.

Tuesday's topics stayed all on gossip and behind-the-scenes questions.

Among Nicole's responses, which would be familiar to any Jersey Shore lover:

** She's never dating castmate Vinnie. "He's pale and has no muscles!"

** On fashion, "You'll always look hot in animal print."

** On dancing, she recommends doing her "tree branch" move of doing lots of flowing arm movements. She also showed some male audience members how to "beat up the beat," the famed dance move by Pauly D, Ronnie, the Situation and Vinnnie.

** On the realness of the reality show: "You can't make that (obscenity) up. It's all real." She added anyone on that kind of show should "be prepared to show the world all of you. Your angry days, your sad days."

** Her nickname is from a "Save the Last Dance" movie character, a DJ named Snooki.

Afterward, Nicole sat at a desk, ready for a meet-and-greet with fans while E! "True Hollywood Story" filmed footage for their show.