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Sunday, April 3, 2011

wine not a diet food!!!!!!

Is red wine not a diet food?

Is DStv so expensive?

Do banks penalise you for depositing cash?

Do South African retailers not make pants for tiny-waisted, ample-bottomed women?

Does something go seriously wrong with a product as soon as the warranty expires?

Can women drive and put make-up on, but men can’t watch sport on TV and talk at the same time?

Do socks always lose their twin?

Can’t someone invent an ice device that works better than an ice tray?

Does a dog never get full?

Are all the traffic lights red when you’re in a dreadful hurry?

Do you twig you forgot to buy rolls a minute before the braai guests arrive?

Does one’s cellphone always ring in the middle of a meeting?

Do people measure their worth by how many kilos of tasteless jewellery they own?

Do keys and specs always hide somewhere new?

Do we always read that whistleblowers of corruption and abuses of power get into trouble, but nothing ever happens to the perpetrators?

Are there more women than men in a population?

Does the lid of the margarine tub always fall gooey side down?

Do we always forget shopping bags when we go to the supermarket?

Do women have so many steamy fantasies about vampires?

Are most dresses for women made without sleeves?

Is there a trend for open-plan bedroom/bathrooms in hotels? Do you really want to be doing a number two with your roomie watching?

Isn’t Trevor Manuel president of South Africa? He’s smart, not afraid to speak his mind and has integrity.

Does a private company have to fix our potholes when we pay council rates?

Were touchscreen phones invented? Typing a Tweet or an SMS on those tiny, virtual keyboards is impossible.

Is Kieno Kammies on radio?

Does the media report on Ju-Ju’s every boo-boo?

Will we be tolled for using the highways when we already pay taxes and a fuel levy?

Do you never read about someone winning big at a casino?

Is ice-cream made of vegetable fat? Why are the fresh milk and cream conspicuously absent?

Have slabs of Cadbury chocolate lost 10g? They now weigh 90g and still cost the same.

Do many tubs of cream cheese now weigh 230g instead of 250g? What happened to the 20g? And what do you do when most cheesecake recipes call for 250g?

Do plastic garbage bags not open from the side you first try?

Are finishing schools only ever in Switzerland?

Why do listeners calling in to radio programmes always ask the hosts/ DJs – for the umpteenth time – “How are you?”

Do taxis never PULL OVER to drop off and pick up passengers?

Can’t people just do as they say?

Do some people think vitamins are the answer to all diseases?




Is red wine not a diet food?

Is DStv so expensive?

Do banks penalise you for depositing cash?

Do South African retailers not make pants for tiny-waisted, ample-bottomed women?

Does something go seriously wrong with a product as soon as the warranty expires?

Can women drive and put make-up on, but men can’t watch sport on TV and talk at the same time?

Do socks always lose their twin?

Can’t someone invent an ice device that works better than an ice tray?

Does a dog never get full?

Are all the traffic lights red when you’re in a dreadful hurry?

Do you twig you forgot to buy rolls a minute before the braai guests arrive?

Does one’s cellphone always ring in the middle of a meeting?

Do people measure their worth by how many kilos of tasteless jewellery they own?

Do keys and specs always hide somewhere new?

Do we always read that whistleblowers of corruption and abuses of power get into trouble, but nothing ever happens to the perpetrators?

Are there more women than men in a population?

Does the lid of the margarine tub always fall gooey side down?

Do we always forget shopping bags when we go to the supermarket?

Do women have so many steamy fantasies about vampires?

Are most dresses for women made without sleeves?

Is there a trend for open-plan bedroom/bathrooms in hotels? Do you really want to be doing a number two with your roomie watching?

Isn’t Trevor Manuel president of South Africa? He’s smart, not afraid to speak his mind and has integrity.

Does a private company have to fix our potholes when we pay council rates?

Were touchscreen phones invented? Typing a Tweet or an SMS on those tiny, virtual keyboards is impossible.

Is Kieno Kammies on radio?

Does the media report on Ju-Ju’s every boo-boo?

Will we be tolled for using the highways when we already pay taxes and a fuel levy?

Do you never read about someone winning big at a casino?

Is ice-cream made of vegetable fat? Why are the fresh milk and cream conspicuously absent?

Have slabs of Cadbury chocolate lost 10g? They now weigh 90g and still cost the same.

Do many tubs of cream cheese now weigh 230g instead of 250g? What happened to the 20g? And what do you do when most cheesecake recipes call for 250g?

Do plastic garbage bags not open from the side you first try?

Are finishing schools only ever in Switzerland?

Why do listeners calling in to radio programmes always ask the hosts/ DJs – for the umpteenth time – “How are you?”

Do taxis never PULL OVER to drop off and pick up passengers?

Can’t people just do as they say?

Do some people think vitamins are the answer to all diseases?

Is red wine not a diet food?

Is DStv so expensive?

Do banks penalise you for depositing cash?

Do South African retailers not make pants for tiny-waisted, ample-bottomed women?

Does something go seriously wrong with a product as soon as the warranty expires?

Can women drive and put make-up on, but men can’t watch sport on TV and talk at the same time?

Do socks always lose their twin?

Can’t someone invent an ice device that works better than an ice tray?

Does a dog never get full?

Are all the traffic lights red when you’re in a dreadful hurry?

Do you twig you forgot to buy rolls a minute before the braai guests arrive?

Does one’s cellphone always ring in the middle of a meeting?

Do people measure their worth by how many kilos of tasteless jewellery they own?

Do keys and specs always hide somewhere new?

Do we always read that whistleblowers of corruption and abuses of power get into trouble, but nothing ever happens to the perpetrators?

Are there more women than men in a population?

Does the lid of the margarine tub always fall gooey side down?

Do we always forget shopping bags when we go to the supermarket?

Do women have so many steamy fantasies about vampires?

Are most dresses for women made without sleeves?

Is there a trend for open-plan bedroom/bathrooms in hotels? Do you really want to be doing a number two with your roomie watching?

Isn’t Trevor Manuel president of South Africa? He’s smart, not afraid to speak his mind and has integrity.

Does a private company have to fix our potholes when we pay council rates?

Were touchscreen phones invented? Typing a Tweet or an SMS on those tiny, virtual keyboards is impossible.

Is Kieno Kammies on radio?

Does the media report on Ju-Ju’s every boo-boo?

Will we be tolled for using the highways when we already pay taxes and a fuel levy?

Do you never read about someone winning big at a casino?

Is ice-cream made of vegetable fat? Why are the fresh milk and cream conspicuously absent?

Have slabs of Cadbury chocolate lost 10g? They now weigh 90g and still cost the same.

Do many tubs of cream cheese now weigh 230g instead of 250g? What happened to the 20g? And what do you do when most cheesecake recipes call for 250g?

Do plastic garbage bags not open from the side you first try?

Are finishing schools only ever in Switzerland?

Why do listeners calling in to radio programmes always ask the hosts/ DJs – for the umpteenth time – “How are you?”

Do taxis never PULL OVER to drop off and pick up passengers?

Can’t people just do as they say?

Do some people think vitamins are the answer to all diseases?